can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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