similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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