I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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