He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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