Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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