ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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