i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
this is an emotional support booty call
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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