nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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