I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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