every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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