Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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