wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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