it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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