It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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