so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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