I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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