LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
