Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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