Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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