i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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