She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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