i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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