How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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