You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think I sprained my soul last night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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