I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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