My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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