I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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