So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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