I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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