Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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