1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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