I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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