ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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