Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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