Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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