No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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