UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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