it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I need a burrito and a hug.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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