i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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