In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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