i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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