i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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