but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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