Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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