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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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