Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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