I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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