honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
