i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Congratulations! We have a period
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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