Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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