North Korea, Best Korea!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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