hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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