Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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