We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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