I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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