One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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